Issue: 5.02 | February 3, 2004 | by:
Joe Klock Sr.
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Disorder Drill - To Arrears March During the historic "brown shoe" war (1941-45), which only a
moulding minority of current Americans experienced personally, France and Russia
were our big buddies, Rome-Berlin was the evil axis, and men removed their hats
while dining. These things, like all things in life - with notable
exceptions, such as cockroaches and human greed - came to pass, to be replaced
by new alliances and mores. Not all of these were an improvement over the old or
endowed with any more permanence. Like the stock prices and necklines that go up and down like
yo-yos and the human yo-yos in charge of international affairs who play musical
beds with diplomacy, what is "in" today can be out to lunch in the future, only
to return at a later date. It was in the 40's that Sulfanilamide, first of the so-called
"miracle drugs" was introduced, saving countless battle-wound victims and
spawning extensive "sulfa spin-offs" over ensuing years. Rationing and other controls enforced the campaign, which was
not all that hard to sell to a populace toughened by the Great Depression,
inspired by patriotism and/or imbued by their forebears with the thrift
discipline - exceptions being the few well-to-do or don't-give-a damn people. For the most part, we Americans emerged from that war with our
economic conservatism intact and returned to the single-income/Mom-at-home
family structure, existing from paycheck to paycheck in an atmosphere of
"kinetic solvency" - the outgo of cash carefully adjusted to its inflow. In the early part of our half-century of cohabitation and
procreation, this meant that Firstwife and I developed a taste for tuna noodle
casseroles and potato-heavy menus and did much of our discretionary shopping in
in store windows or the Sears catalog. If we wanted something and didn't have the money to buy it, we
didn't get it, and except for emergencies we didn't borrow. (Well, there WAS
that Remington typewriter for me, a few baubles and frocks for her and the
7-inch Philco TV which was the envy of all our peers...). Between then and now, a sea change occurred in America's
family finances, with the advent of superstores, easy credit and the siren song
of television advertising. Mom was no longer housebound and kids no longer bound to her
apron strings. There was not a car in every garage, as earlier generations had
dreamed about, but that was because the garage was filled with other "stuff" and
there were two cars parked in the driveway. Polio and many other dreaded health scourges had been
defeated, but an epidemic of acute Plasticarditis had swept the land, with
Yuppies smothering under a blanket of maxed-out credit cards, installment loans,
mega mortgages and descendants with patrician tastes in clothing, education and
hedonistic pursuits. Gone is the tuna noodle casserole, supplanted by fast foods at
gourmet prices and gourmet coffee houses priced in the champagne stratosphere. An increasing number of people in the Inflated State of
American lifestyle have eschewed the fiscal restraints of yore and view prudent
money management with scorn, while simultaneously chewing up large chunks of
what might have financed a comfortable period of retirement leisure. The so-called "Now Generation" would be well advised, given
their promised longevity, to think about the time when what is now their now
will then be their then, at which time it may be too late to repair the
floodgates of free spending now ajar, if not fully agape. This surge of spendthriftery, bad enough when it involves
people's own money, has been raised to the level of a satanic art by those
charged with the management of public funds. From the White House to the whorehouses of local government,
trillions of dollars are being thrown at projects that might be done without and
people who might be doing for themselves. Witness, if you have the stomach, the
recently passed spending bill, covering the basic cost of governance, but
festooned with an estimated $11 billion in pork projects, pandering to special
interests and the self-serving wishes of our Sinators and Reprehensibles. In my more tolerant moments, occurring less frequently these
days, I try to recognize that times have changed and with them the values that
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Joe Klock, Sr. (the Goy Wonder) is a freelance writer and career curmudgeon. To read past columns (free) visit http://www.joeklock.com |
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