The first Jewish woman is elected President. She calls her Mother.
"Ma, I've won the election and I've made arrangements for you to come to the Inauguration!"
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, Ma. I called Christian Dior and he is designing a dress just for you."
"But I only eat kosher food."
"Ma, the Rabbinical Assembly is sending a mashgiach to kosher the entire White House."
"BUT how will I get there?"
"Not to worry, Ma. I'm sending Air Force One to pick you up."
"But where will I sleep?"
"You will sleep in the Lincoln Room and I'm having a mikvah built just for you."
"OK, OK, if it makes you happy, I'll come."
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Senate Majority Leader and House Speaker on the West Front of the Capitol.
Mama nudges the senator and says,
"See that girl up there with her hand on the Bible?"
The Senator says, "Yes."
Mama says, "Her brother is a doctor."