A Jewish couple is sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some rather bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing.

This island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. Therefore, the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time if not for the rest of our lives.

A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks: "Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?

"No Morris!"

Morris smiles, and then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?"

"Oh no, I forgot to send the check!!"

Now Morris laughs.

"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our Temple Building Fund check this month?

"Oy vey Morris, I forgot that one too!"

Now Morris is practically choking with laughter.

Esther asks him: "So what are you so giddy about?

Morris responds, "They'll find us."