And Now For A Little Payback A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's $500." The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." **************************************************** Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!" **************************************************** Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about their children. Gentile mother #1 says (with pride): "My son is a construction worker!" Gentile mother #2 says (with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!" **************************************************** A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK." **************************************************** A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee." The waiter says: "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?" The man says "I'd like the steak medium, the salad is fine as is." The waiter says: "Thank you." **************************************************** A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" She says, "I feel fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling." ***************************************************** A Gentile woman meets an old Gentile friend. The friend asks, "How is your son getting along?" The Gentile woman says: "He's just fine. He just turned 35." "And where does he live?" asks the friend. "He lives at home with me. I don't think he'll ever get married." The friend says, "How nice."
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