AFIKOMMENTS n. Adult arguing that occurs as children search for hidden Passover matzo. ASHKESHNOZZIM n. A nose the shape of Florida and the size of a medium potato. BAGELA n. A gay Jewish baker. BIALY ACHE n. The result of lunch at your mother's and dinner at your mother-in law's. BLINTZKRIEG n. A late-night assault on the refrigerator in search of leftovers even though "I won't be able to eat for a week!". Particularly common 4-6 hours after special occasion gluttony. FLEISHADICK n. A Jewish flasher. HEBRUTE n. Israeli aftershave. HINDSTEIN n. A Semitic wise guy. SCHLERM n. The wrinkled end of a Hebrew National salami. SHIKSABOB n. A special meal that Muffy O'Brien prepares for Morris Greenblatt. YENTILITY n. A deceptively sweet manner used to extract information. Key phrases include, "trust me", "your secret is safe with me" and "if you can't tell me, who can you tell?"