Differences in Campaigning with a Jewish Running Mate
11-The convention crowd waits to cheer your nomination until after you step on a glass.
10-New campaign slogan: "Next year in Washington!"
9-Two sets of dishes is a great way to double your take at those $1000/plate dinners.
8-The way he introduces your wife as the "future First Shiksa."
7-During his campaign appearances he insists that there be a second podium on stage for Elijah.
6-War room staffers hard at work preparing to respond to any personal shmear campaigns.
5-There goes $250,000 in campaign funds to buy a right-to-left TelePrompTer.
4-Gefilte breath will even keep Sam Donaldson at bay.
3-You can forget about pork-barrel politics.
2-All of his aides keep shaking their heads and asking why he couldn't be on a ticket with a nice doctor or lawyer instead.
and the number 1 Difference in Campaigning with a Jewish Running Mate...
1-Goodbye, Bubba -- Hello, Bubbeleh!