1. I Was One of the Chosen People (Til She Chose Somebody Else)
2. Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights
3. I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?
4. My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin Over Tonight
5. New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament
6. Stand by Your Mensch
7. Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes
8. I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart
9. My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt
10. That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff
11. The Second Time She Said Shalom, I Knew She Meant Goodbye
12. You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin
13. You've Been Talkin Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town
14. Why Don't We Get Drunk - Were Jews!
15. Mamas, Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They could Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business That My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)