1) Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house.

2) I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81

3) Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.

4) Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend services with, light Shabbat candles, celebrate holidays, build Succah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.

5) Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Rosh Hashanah, Hannukah, Purim. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.

6) Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.

7) Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write.

8) Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 76

9) Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.

10) Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.

11) Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks nonsmoker.

12) Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.

13) 80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?

14) I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.

15) Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.

16) Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK