A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men's Room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and many drinks.

The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?"

"Yes."

"You come from Sudbury?"

"Yes."

"Your parents went to Temple Emmanuel?"

"Yes, I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"

The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Emmanuel is the only Rabbi I know who performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!"