bottom

A bubbe sent her grandson a sweater she'd gotten for 1/2 price for his birthday. Unfortunately, he had a size 18 neck and she sent a size 14 sweater. His mother insisted that he send a thank you note anyway.

He wrote, "Dear Bubbe, Thanks a lot for the beautiful sweater. I'd write more, but I'm all choked up."

What was that last one?      
Okay, I'll try another
top
Advertisement