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Moishe Goldberg was on his death bed and asked Rabbi Solomon to come and visit him.

Rabbi Solomon said, "Now is the time to repent for all of the sins that you have committed. Acknowledge that all of your sins were foolishness, and you were tricked by Satan and your yetzer hara (evil inclination).

The dying man said nothing so Rabbi Solomon repeated his order.

Still Goldberg said nothing.

Rabbi Solomon asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce Satan and your evil inclination?"

Moishe Goldberg said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

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