A little boy came home from his first day at Cheder. His doting boobeh asked him "And what did you learn at Cheder today, darling?"

The boy replied "It was supposed to be the blessing over the Shabbat Challah but it was about my friend." Puzzled the boobeh said "What do you mean? Tell me what you learned." The boy said "Broken adenoids. the matter with Lenny Horovitz."