A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker, and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house, and spends a long time asking questions of the son, and his parents, as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son... She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue, and knows the prayers by heart..., she is a wonderful cook...she loves children, and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed, and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses, and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes...some say no ......
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