*In
Yiddish, "megazem zayn" means "to exaggerate"
We all exaggerate! College students/grads, in order to get ahead in a
competitive entry-level job market, often lie or engage in wholesale
exaggeration on their resumes.
Singles, using the services of Jdate,
Matchmaker.com, SocialNet.com, and
GoodGenes.com -- an introductory service
for hoity-toity Ivy League graduates--resort to false advertising. Brad Stone of
Newsweek (12/17/07/) wrote, "...someone can describe herself on line as 'a
sensuous hybrid of Jennifer Lopez and Seven of Nine,' but in person come off
more like Gorgo the Smog Monster in a bad mood. Experienced Net daters urge
honesty in all endeavors, since the truth will always out in the end, but many
confess to small exaggerations here and there."
Was Anna Quindlen ("The Last Word," Newsweek, 2/4/08) exaggerating when she
wrote that "Fifty is he new 35?" Older people seem younger today thanks to diet,
exercise, Botox and often inappropriate clothing...A boy asked John McCain (71)
respectfully if he was too old for the job. He responded with his trademark
acerbic humor, "Thanks for the question, you little jerk."
Was Bryan Fogel ("Jewtopia--The Chosen Book for the Chosen People") exaggerating
when he refers to corned beef as "Triple bypass surgery"? He writes:
This fundamental meat of Jewish cuisine is the touchstone by which all delis are
judged. Like all great inventions, corned beef arose by accident. Two hundred
years ago, after a long day of pickling cucumbers and herring, Marv Weiss
accidentally knocked his wife's uncooked brisket into his vat of brine. This
started an argument. Two weeks later, they finally decided just to take it out
and boil it. Voila, the corned beef was born. Corned refers to grain--of salt,
that is (actual corn is not used but does make a lovely side dish). If your
corned beef comes on rye with mustard, you are in a kosher deli. If it comes
with cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing, you are in a kosher-style deli.
If it comes with cabbage and a shot of whiskey, you are in an Irish pub...be
careful when you send it back.
Was Ronne Keonig ("Sex and the Skullcap") exaggerating when she wrote, [when a
man is wearing a yarmulke] "Immediately we know that this is a guy who knows his
way around a jar of gefilte fish. He gets that the book opens from left isn't a
misprint by the publisher. He knows the exact moment to do the bendy-knee thing
during prayer services at synagogue."
Wasn't it a "groys" exaggeration when Hillary Clinton shared her "duck
and run" from sniper fire during her visit to Bosnia in 1996?
Let's "gib a kuk" at some of the headlines which use the term
"exaggerates":
LEBANON'S NEW TV; 'CONTRADICTIONS, LIES, AND EXAGGERATIONS' IN NUMBER KILLED IN
'JEWISH HOLOCAUST'" (June 29, 2006)
Lebanon's New TV aired an interview with U.S. author, Norman Finkelstein. The
New TV narrator asserted, "Never has there been an issue subject to as many
contradictions, lies, and exaggerations regarding the number of victims as the
issue of the Jewish Holocaust. In his interview, Finkelstein stated that the
number of he Jewish survivors from the Holocaust had been grossly inflated by
the 'Holocaust industry' in order to blackmail Europe.
LIMBAUGH SAYS ACTOR FOX EXAGGERATES EFFECTS OF DISEASE IN ADS" (Oct. 24, 2006)
Conservative radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, attacked actor Michael J. Fox
for inserting his halting voice into the U.S. Senate campaign in Missouri,
suggesting Fox was "acting" in a commercial where he's shown shaking while
endorsing the importance of stem cell research.
"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease," Limbaugh told listeners today,
encouraging them to go online to watch Fox's commercial, which first aired on
Oct. 21 in St. Louis, during a World Series game. "He's moving all around and
shaking and it's purely an act." (He later apologized for the remark.)
DISASTER FLICK EXAGGERATES SPEED OF ICE AGE (ScienceDaily, May 13, 4004)
The cataclysmic ice age scenario depicted in the upcoming movie, "The Day After
Tomorrow," gets the mechanics of global warming mostly right, but wildly
exaggerates the speed at which it might occur, says a Duke University
oceanographer who studies North Atlantic ocean currents.
"HERE WE GO AGAIN: BUSH EXAGGERATES TAX CUTS" (2/20/04)
President Bush stumbled Feb. 19, 2004, saying the average tax cut is $1,089. The
White House corrected that figure to $1,586. But the fact is that most Americans
won't see anywhere near either of these amounts.
As we've said before when disputing equally misleading lowball figures given by
Howard Dean, half of all individuals and families will get less than $470, and
half will get more. The "average" is misleading because it is inflated by very
large cuts given to a relative few at the top.
And, finally, a story about "megazem zayn" from "Laugh For God's Sake" by
Stanley J. Schachter":
A group of drinkers sat in the tavern and shared stories. One recounted a
hair-rising escape he had experienced. "I was walking alone in the thickest part
of the forest when suddenly I was surrounded by ninety nine snarling, ferocious
wolves. They moved closer and closer, preparing to attack. One of his listeners
reacted with great skepticism. He asked, "You were surrounded by hungry wolves
and yet you were able to tell that there were ninety nine of them?" The
story-teller explained, "The truth is that there were actually one hundred of
them, but I was afraid that if I said one hundred, you would think that I was
exaggerating."
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Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe never exaggerates about how well her new book, "Yiddish
For Dog & Cat Lovers" is doing. She says that it's number 2,345 on The New York
Times Best Seller list. :-)