10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am and skips Shacharit service.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women - some without shaitels.
8. Shows up at the Bais Midrash in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. You catch him wearing his 3 pagers and 2 cell phones on Shabbos.
6. His name is Avram, but he goes by "Ram Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a television, I'd watch MTV."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored button-down shirts.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the yad, 'cause the peyyos ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cholent."
And The Number One Sign Your Chassidic Teen is in Trouble
1. He's wearing his shtreimel and black hat backwards.