I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, and politicians
- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
- I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...er...umh...
- I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.
- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory, anti-flatulant.
- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
- I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors...absolutely nothing.
- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
- I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.
I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes, and raisins.
I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me! You didn't, did you?