There was an elderly southern widow who lived in a large mansion.
She was feeling generous when it came to New Year's, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant.
"Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on New Year's, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews."
The lieutenant replied: "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness."
Well, New Year's rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four of the blackest boys that anyone had ever seen, especially in the South.
"But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.
One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes."