Sidelox Holmes and Dr. Watstein went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Sidelox says to Watstein:
"Watstein, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars," Watstein replies.
"And what does that tell you?" asks Sidelox.
"Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that G-d is great and that we are small, and meteorologically it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
"That someone's stolen our tent," replied Sidelox.